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The Bubblewrap Stomp
Years ago I noticed that if you tap on the bottom of a glass of banana
smoothie and listen to the top, the doongy sound is lower than you'd
expect and the pitch goes up as the bubbliness decreases. It's a
similar effect when you thump your chest and the pitch of the thud is
rather deep: Your lungs are a lattice of bubbles (the alveoli). And
when you stir a frothy drink like a cappuccino, the pitch goes up as
the bubbles decrease. No one's been able to explain the physics of it
to me satisfactorily, but all I know is, bubbles make things sound deep.
I used this knowledge to make a compact stompbox (a little fake kick
drum). I've tweeked the design a little over time, but basically this
is how it's done:
Find an abandoned leather CD wallet (or buy a new one if you have to...
I haven't tried vinyl), take out the sleeves and fill it with 5 layers
of bubblewrap. Use gaffer tape to form a thin L shape gap around the
edge leading to the mic hole. Then gaffer tape the zip side of the
wallet tightly together so it's a wedge shape. And that's it!
Now for the mic: You can just poke a SM57 or a similar non pop-sheilded
mic with good low range in the side. Screwing the pop filter off a SM58
(or the like) works too. What I did was use the capsule of a Behringer
XM8500 mic (about $40 on eBay). It's tragic to waste all that metal and
pop shield, but you can't buy the capsules on their own (yes, I've
tried). Unscrew the pop shield and yank out the capsule, then use long
nosed plier to break of the wires as deep into the handle as possible.
Then solder it onto a shielded lead with a male XLR at the other end and bob's
your uncle. Solder the XLR as:
Pin 1 - Earth/Ground (the copper shielding), Pin 2 - Active/Positive
(Red wire), and Pin 3 Neutral/Negative (White wire). I suggest
shielding any unshielded pieces of wire with aluminium foil connected
to the shielding to avoid hum, but make sure the foil is insulated from
any exposed parts of the wire core.
The air gap around the edge seemed logical to me, to produce a little
boof of air, much like a beatbox kick sound. I did try it without
the bubblewrap and it sounds awful... it's all very curious. But hey...
it works!

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